MR JABBS: Epic Waste Of Time ..... (IS FINALLY HERE!!!!! in the iTunes App Store)

gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
edited February 2013 in Announce Your Game!
MR JABBS: Epic Waste Of Time is FINALLY here!
Check out the TRAILER below to see what the game is all about (contains new footage)!

DEVELOPER NOTE:
A massive amount of love went into this game. I tried my absolute hardest to deliver an experience unlike anything else you've seen before (in the genre). The game was designed to make you twitch, to make your heart race, to make you want to throw your device against the wall in frustration... and then want to come back for more.
At the same time, I wanted to make the user feel like they were a part of the insane Jabbs-ian Universe. So I created a Main Menu hub where you can just hang out and explore the completely odd world of Mr Jabbs. No fast paced gameplay. No reflex skills required. Just a quiet exploration of secrets and humorous findings. You'll get lost in a world filled with adorable oddities and behind the scenes content, that delves deep into the development of the game, and even gives the user tips & strategies to pull off a top score (which is pretty tough ;)

The game was meant to be an endless stream of fast paced gameplay thrown at you. If you want to really be hardcore, go to SETTINGS and TURN OFF, "HELP POP UPS." You'll see what I mean- it makes the game intense (just the way it was intended to be).

FINAL NOTE:
- More crazy levels, experiences, characters and secrets are slated to arrive across the game's life cycle. Believe me, I have no shortage of bizarre ideas :)
- There are plans to make the game Universal. I appreciate your patience while I continue to work towards that goal.
- If you'd be so kind please leave a review in the App Store. You can be as honest as you want. And I welcome and encourage you all to please private message me with any further comments/suggestions/criticisms etc. I also want to thank all of you so much and the entire GS team for helping me make this dream come true :) You're all so phenomenally kind, generous, and knowledgeable!

I truly hope you love the experience! It's one that hopefully grows on you the more and more you play it.

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TO DOWNLOAD:
1.) You can go to this link:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mr-jabbs-epic-waste-of-time/id567547853?ls=1&mt=8
2.) You can go to www.mrjabbs.com on your device and then tap the RED "GET IT HERE" button.
3.) Do an App Store search for "mr jabbs" (ipad users make sure you're in the iPhone section).


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Comments

  • SocksSocks London, UK.Member Posts: 12,822
    Bought, played, reviewed !!

    I love that there are people walking in front of the cinema screen when you are trying to play ! lol !! :))

    I need to up my skills so I can get a little further into the game, but so far so crazy !!!

    :)>- :)>- :)>- :)>- :)>- :)>-
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    edited February 2013
    Thanks @socks. Make sure to tap everywhere on that menu. Want to read about dapper squirrels? Just tap on Jabbs' magazine ;) And a good quick tip to get better- go to the bathroom area and tap on the WALL O' FUN. Then tap on TIPS FROM THE CREATOR. That should have you becoming a pro in no time!
  • Braydon_SFXBraydon_SFX Member, Sous Chef, Bowlboy Sidekick Posts: 9,273
    Nice! Congrats on releasing your first game! I'll be sure to check it out tonight!
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    Told you not to panic dude :)

    Just downloading now, I have bought it as want to support your efforts and everything this stands for ... Will be back with my opinions after playing for a bit.
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    edited February 2013
    @beefy_clyro you were right as usual. I'm a real panicky pete. Thanks as always! And really appreciate the dollar. I plan on buying gum. Although gum is like $1.29 nowadays. Ugh. ;)
  • goliathgoliath Member Posts: 1,440
    I sincerely LOVE the picture above and hope you use that everywhere. Please keep us updated on sales. GOOD LUCK
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    Enjoy that gum, you may just have to steal it but we all know you went in with the best of intentions!

    As for the game! Initial impressions ...

    Cracking, random, bizarre, fun, stressful, tense, frustrating ... all that wrapped in one!

    I wanted to explore the menu more but got frustrated at the changing of scenes! what would be great for me is if it remembered where I was e.g.

    I'm in the 2nd room, go to GC, return and i'm back at the 1st screen! I then need to go back to the 2nd screen to carry on from where I left off.

    Love the randomness of things popping up!

    Its hard, very hard! haha

    Found some interesting stuff which I wont reveal here as its a bit of a spoiler!

    Soo much thought and effort has gone into this, its obvious :)

    Well done and congrats man!
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    @beefy_clyro thank you! And you raise a good suggestion about the menu. My reasoning for bringing you back to the first screen is so you can get right back to the PLAY button. However you're not the first person to suggest that so expect me to change that up in the future. Great suggestion thank you!
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    I see your reasoning and makes sense .. Maybe have a play button on each screen and then return to the screen you were currently on.

    And damn! I think you just caused me to have a fit! There I was jumping and ducking away when all of a sudden the screen started flashing like mad! haha
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    @beefy_clyro hahaha! The game is supposed to be super meat boy type of intense. If you want a fighting chance either practice OR go to the bathroom, tap on wall o fun and watch TIPS FROM THE CREATOR. Or you can go to the how to play/ practice area. I wanted to design the game where you can actually improve your skills based on how much work you put into it. Hence... Epic waste of time. ;)
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    Yeh its frickin' hard alright! I'll put more time in :) Its just i'm stupidly hitting things which annoys me and wants to make me throw my phone at the wall .....

    In which case, I can see an awkward convo between us ...

    So .. ummmm ... gonna get me a new iPhone?
    No!
    Hate you and your game! ... .... ... .... .... I need to play, give me your phone then!

    hahaha
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    edited February 2013
    Well my friend @beefy_clyro hahaha please don't throw your phone- as i can only give you your dollar back. The $298 is all up to you. ;)
    I've already written down your suggestion and will definitely implement it in future releases! Thanks again my friend! You've been so super helpful and generous!

    @goliath hahaha thanks! I'll use it everywhere as you've requested. Remember the game is no longer $2,578.65- its just 99cents WOW-EE!!!!
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    No worries mate. I'll have a play over the coming days and hit you up with any more suggestions etc
  • SocksSocks London, UK.Member Posts: 12,822

    Remember the game is no longer $2,578.65- its just 99cents WOW-EE!!!!
    It's been a great day, I've saved $2,577.66, not sure what I am going to spend it on, maybe some kind of electric trouser.
  • SnapFireStudiosSnapFireStudios Member Posts: 1,603
    @Socks How about a some mechanical crank trousers instead? :(|)

    @anatomyofdream Great job! I'll check it out for sure. I especially like how you are supported by my favorite magazine!

    Best of luck with sales,
    - Thomas
  • The_Gamesalad_GuruThe_Gamesalad_Guru Member Posts: 9,922
    This game looks great! @RP and I are totally crazy minds and we talked about how much we like it. We talked about one day releasing the real insides of our minds into a game. Scary thing..lol great concept, very smart and witty. As a former sitcom writer I always love this type of smart highbrow, yet seemingly to the naked eye, lowbrow. Reminds me of Monty Python. You've got a great mind.
  • ElfizmElfizm Member Posts: 489
    Well I was glad I could help buy this on the first day of launch :)

    I am very impressed and it's one of these games where I don't know what to expect even when playing for a while. Great work, you should be proud and hope it goes well.

    Love the fake review and a flawess game from my mom review haha loved. Seen that and I bought it with out reading the rest.
  • Braydon_SFXBraydon_SFX Member, Sous Chef, Bowlboy Sidekick Posts: 9,273
    Wow - downloaded last night. This is awesome! Well done! Kept me busy for an hour haha. *Bragging voice* Just wanted to let everyone know I completed all levels for the hat game. ;)
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    @Braydon_SFX No one likes a show off .. honestly, you give some people a new title and they think they're a cut above the rest ;)
  • Braydon_SFXBraydon_SFX Member, Sous Chef, Bowlboy Sidekick Posts: 9,273
    edited February 2013
    @beefy_clyro - :)>-

    Anyhow, @anatomyofdreams - You should definitely enter this into the Game of the Month if you haven't already. :)
  • HoneyTribeStudiosHoneyTribeStudios Member Posts: 1,792
    I'm really pleased that this game is as much fun as it is. Love all the details - being able to read Mr. Jabbs's magazine from the menu and stuff like that is great. The game has a lot of charm. Hope it does well for you :)
  • TheGabfatherTheGabfather Member Posts: 633
    Love the game, AND the promotional poster! Fantastic price drop :D
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    edited February 2013
    NOTE:
    Quick side note. Just to be clear. If you're wondering why there isn't a sense of movement in the running levels, its because Jabbs isn't moving. He's running in place. He just picked a really crappy place to do it- because random objects keep getting hurled at him. It's supposed to be a joke that makes the game feel like a five year old made it. I've heard people talk about this though, so I probably need to reenforce that joke a bit better. Thanks :)

    @socks I'm so happy you found the discounted price rewarding. You did in fact save $2,577.66 from the original price. I value my customers and understand the economic crisis that have affected us all. I hope you value the sacrifices I've made to give you such a discount. I'm not expecting you to erect a building in my honor, I'm just hoping you'll build my statue. Fair is fair. Make sure you make my statue's a** look smaller. Cheers!

    @snapfirestudios it's so wonderful to hear another person love Fake Review Magazine. I always felt they never got the respect they deserved. I never quite understood why so many people never trusted their reviews?

    @braydon_sfx that's no small achievement beating the final stage of the hat game. Be careful, if you ever lose at that it will actually erase your all time high score. It's a gamble. Thanks for the encouragement to enter this into game of the month. But I'm going to hold off until next month. There's hopefully some fun new additions I have planned, and would love to feature that for a future submission. Oh and also the competition is really good this month. I'd like to enter my game when all there is, is games like, "Angrier Birds" and "Trim the Rope" or "Where's my Purified Water." Ya know- shameless clone games. A lot of amazing games this month!

    @fryingbaconstudios thanks for the kind words. Yeah I absolutely love Monty Python and humor that on the surface seems lowbrow/juvenile. I can't wait to see what you and @rp come up with. It's really freeing making something where you don't have to care what producers think, or corporations think. You can just make something that makes yourself laugh- and hope others will follow. I wish that for you as well :)
    It's funny the idea for this game came to me when playing an endless runner game. Here you are running forever and collecting coins. I said to myself, why? And who left all of this money laying around? And why aren't the bad guys scrambling for it? It all felt like such a waste of time to me. So I thought I'd embrace that and say, I think I can make something even more of a waste of time ;)

    @honeytribestudios thanks for the kind words! And I'm even more pleased that you found the secret/subtle hidden aspects of the game rewarding. That was my goal. Here you have this frenetic, fast paced, insane game- and on the other end, you have this completely calm, explore what you want, care free environment. I really wanted that balance. It's why I chose a fireplace for the menu. Your heart races during gameplay and then you're taken back to this calm place where you can just relax. But it was also equally important that both aspects of the game (the fast paced and the relaxation) stayed on the theme of completely wasting your time ;) At no point did I want the user feel like they were saving the world or saving a princess. Nope, you're just running in place while random objects are thrown at you for absolutely no reason... and also reading about dapper squirrels for no reason.

    @thegabfather happy you like it my friend! :) Means a lot coming from a community I value so much. Oh and you're welcome on the price drop. If you were to get the game a few days from now, you'll see I've actually raised the price to $1.8 million dollars. I felt 1.85 was a bit too overboard. Kinda reaching there. But I think 1.8 has a nice attainable ring to it.

  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474
    AWESOME game. Is anyone else having issues with the gamecenter buttons though? Can't post my score... And it's amazing... Honest :p
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    I posted mine ..... embarrassingly though
  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474
    Hmmm... i can check the leaderboards and I even got the "Welcome back, Polygame" message but I can't post mine :(
  • AfterBurnettAfterBurnett Member Posts: 3,474
    Oh... I feel silly now... It does work. Says "me". Lol. Shows how often I use GC! But maybe some sound or something that lets the user know the score has been posted would be good. And that's a SMALL gripe... Rest of he game is expletive fantastic!
  • beefy_clyrobeefy_clyro Member Posts: 5,394
    Have you pressed Post Score? You wont get any confirmation or anything. Maybe he's just designed it that anyone with Poly in their name gets rejected and it is in fact just doing as the name suggests ... wasting your time ;)
  • PixelMetalPixelMetal Member Posts: 283
    I look forward to the Android release! :)
  • gamesfuagamesfua Member Posts: 723
    @beefy_clyro clearly you've been looking at my code. Its true, if you have "poly" in your name, your game experience is really going to suffer. Oh and also, a rabid squirrel tracker- beams out to local vermin to follow and attack you at all times. I'm so sorry... but it was clearly necessary (for reasons unknown to me).
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