3 People Found Tired And Cold In Basement, Video Game Suspected

EOSEOS Member Posts: 74
edited November -1 in Announce Your Game!
Aug. 23rd 2011, Canada -

Filthy. Freezing. Kinda smelly. These are just four of the five words used to describe the scene in an Alberta basement Monday morning where three adults (two females, one male) were found. Tired, cold, and mildly infuriated with one another, the trio had been held hostage for months by their own video game.

Artist Rendering of Basement:

https://picasaweb.google.com/105963559214148572020/EvilObjectiveArticle#5644098429106676514

Details are sparse but it appears the three friends - who have no professional or practical experience in much of anything - were taken hostage by their video game “Scribble Byte Scramble” at some point early in development.
Authorities suspect the trio was likely unaware of the dangers of game development.
Possessing little money and even less sanity, the trio aimed to develop and release their game on a timeline and budget that was once described as ‘brilliant’ - it has since been downgraded to ‘laughable’.
The whereabouts of “Scribble Byte Scramble” - the game responsible for this catastrophe - are unknown, but it is expected to resurface in early September.
Rumours suggest the trio are currently in recovery, receiving extensive treatments from an Italian pharmaceutical specialist.

For updates on the situation follow @EvilRussD and @EvilObjective

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http://www.evilobjective.com/EOS/Scribble_Byte_Scramble.html

Comments

  • StormyStudioStormyStudio United KingdomMember Posts: 3,989
    nice PR story...look forward to the release
  • IsabelleKIsabelleK Member, Sous Chef Posts: 2,807
    stormystudio said:
    nice PR story...look forward to the release

    Ditto :)
  • saranwrapsaranwrap Member Posts: 2
    very nice! best of luck with the release, i look forward to it!
  • EOSEOS Member Posts: 74
    Thanks guys. I'll be keeping the GS community up to date on the release over the next week or so - including the first crack at promo codes.

    I was also informed that the 'Artist Rendering' image link doesn't work, so if you want to see what the basement looked like go here:

    http://www.evilobjective.com/EOS/EOS_Home.html

    It's remarkably accurate. I'm sure you other indie's can relate.

    And if anyone was curious, one team member is chained to the wall because he wouldn't stop making changes to the game design.

    ...that team member was me.
  • saranwrapsaranwrap Member Posts: 2
    I like the pic. I usually only look like that from playing to many games...

    Do you know an approx release date yet? Oh and are there going to be any promo codes for your game???
  • EOSEOS Member Posts: 74
    saranwrap said:
    I like the pic. I usually only look like that from playing to many games...

    Haha, yeah I know what you mean.

    Scribble Byte Scramble should be out around September 1st, just waiting for Apple to review it. There will definitely be some promo code giveaways - follow @EvilRussD to stay posted!
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