It WAS a serious question. I DID and STILL DO want to make a game with nothing but breast in it and i thought i was being quite the gentlemen by offering to wrap them in a bikini made of 2 pixels. Ok, so what if its a guessing game? I show 10 boobs and 1 chicken breast and you have to guess which bus to take to london? Seriously though, i can't even have them in bikini's? Did anyone already try and know for a fact that you will get rejected?
I made a game that made fun of a political group. I knew it had a chance of getting rejected so I made a quick version of the game that was fully operational but only had one level. Then I submitted with the intention of pulling it and adding to it. I was then going to resubmit it under a different (and better name). It got rejected, but at least I hadn't spent forever building a bunch of levels. So maybe do something similar to see if it will get through. Just don't use the name that you plan on using for the real full app.
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I had an app one time that allowed user submitted nude pics. I could believe i had found it on the app store. LOL unfortunately it is no more. But seriously if the content is too revealing in there eyes, cartoon or real, They will reject it.
Serious answer: If we are talking about naked breasts, I think that you can have problems with Apple. Bikini is safe - there are many apps with even a realistic photos of girls in bikini.
There is a polish app (presenting sexual positions), that was in review for about a year (!). After this year, Apple replied that artworks are too realistic. If I managed to find a link to the article about this, I'd post it here.
So, as you see it'd be best not to show any parts of naked ladies. IMHO it is silly that breasts are not allowed - little babies can see and suck them, and for older this is too obscene?
Apple did up there stand on decency recently...maybe submit the game, if they reject just keep adding bigger and bigger bikini's, and pixellation until its allowed...
for more info just ... - google.com - safe search off. - type, 'breasts' and press enter. - and then sit back and forget about your game...
So its only girl breasts that are the problem but you could just change it to guys and you have no problem. Being guy breast exposed is the same thing just smaller, or they could be really fat guys with man boobs and then what would happen. We need not an Iphone we need the Xphone Itunes store. Lets see what would that be called XXXUNES, Xunes, probably already out there. Boy humans sure are prudes, everyone loves boobs but we better not show them or else the entire world will degrade..... But you know its like drugs, if they allow girls boobs then what about all the other naughty bits, oh no, that would be horrible, end of civilization, earth changing, devil weed......tada, we need an xphone, and then sex salad, and then.......hehehehe
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Seriously though, i can't even have them in bikini's? Did anyone already try and know for a fact that you will get rejected?
If we are talking about naked breasts, I think that you can have problems with Apple.
Bikini is safe - there are many apps with even a realistic photos of girls in bikini.
There is a polish app (presenting sexual positions), that was in review for about a year (!). After this year, Apple replied that artworks are too realistic. If I managed to find a link to the article about this, I'd post it here.
So, as you see it'd be best not to show any parts of naked ladies.
IMHO it is silly that breasts are not allowed - little babies can see and suck them, and for older this is too obscene?
for more info just ...
- google.com
- safe search off.
- type, 'breasts' and press enter.
- and then sit back and forget about your game...